Jist fur fun  [not a poem]

By: Jo Smith ~~~~ September 5, 2021

De tide dun turned.  It  no longer de red-neck kontree dude that is ignorant.  It beeze de college grad.

Fur instance:

De little ignorant boy axed hes college  dad to help him wid hez schooling stuff.

Help wid de numbers:

To + too = foe.

Don’t ax me no moe.

Won + tin = laben.

Won mo make a duzen.

Tin - to beze humpteen,

Ate + tin bez 2 maniez two dabble wit.

I is done seen italze.  Goway let meze rest a spell and den me canze helps youse gin.

Foe + ate bees nuder duzen.

Seben +won makes ate. 

Now history:

Klumbos gots in dat dare tiny boat and slid cross de river and founded dis here kontree. 

Den day hung up a big ole cloth thinggie called a flag but mostly a rag.

Den dey jist keeps addn moe and moe land till it gots too big fur dare britches.

Now dey jist wishes 2 plow hit down.

Dey builds hit up and up big ole buildings tuching de ski.  Now dey busy taring hit down.

Health:

Et all de candy you kan git.  Den drinks all dose dare colars.  Dat de way two beze health.

Science:

We is chillin uv de monkeys.  We got 6 fingers and toes frum dem monkeys. 

I is having trouble wid dis here expoze.  Dis here spellcheck thinggie insists on correcting me correct ignorants college grads stuff.

Politics:

Who be de furst predent?  Easy won.  Wuz dat dare man who washing clothes fur de rich dudes.

Has fon wit yo wuds.  Ok, nuff fur now.  Does ye likes hit?